Monday, June 18, 2012

How to be a Bangkok local: 10 tips on faking it

Editor’s note: Since publishing this article, some readers have expressed concerns that it gives tourists the wrong impression about Bangkok. Therefore we feel it’s necessary to point out that it was written in fun as a way of highlighting some of the general observations people make about life in the Thai capital and is in no way meant to be taken as serious advice.

As one of the world's most visited cities, Bangkok and its people continue to be judged by long-ingrained stereotypes.

But contrary to popular belief, we don't all work in a bar. Nor are we all hard-core Buddhists who go to the temple every morning to make merit. And guess what? Sometimes we don't smile.

That said, there are a few common traits that unite Bangkok's younger generation. Follow these tips and you'll fit in with the cool kids in no time.

10. How to dress 

Have no fear, ladies. Bangkok boutiques are filled with dresses like these worn by K-Pop band "A Pink." Boys: A polo shirt (anything from Ralph Lauren, Paul Smith or Comme des Garçons), board shorts and sandals.

It doesn’t matter if you’re going to the beach or a five-star hotel brunch. Sandals are key. Don’t forget to put the collar up on that polo shirt.

Girls: Pick your favorite K-Pop girl group and try your best to look like one of its members, even if it means going under the knife.

Plastic surgery might not be as ubiquitous in Bangkok as it is in South Korea, but we're making progress.

Must-have accessories: a handbag that costs more than six months' rent (Chanel, Mulberry, Hermès, Louis Vuitton or Coach) and a bright pink iPad.

9. How to pick a restaurant

Street food is an acceptable option for Bangkokians when a) you’re a student b) when you’re on your one-hour lunch break from the office and c) when you’re drunk at 2 a.m.

Otherwise, find the most ridiculously expensive, opulently decorated, unbelievably inauthentic French/Italian/Japanese/Thai fusion "bistro" to quell your appetite. Preferably in Bangkok's trendy Thonglor area or your neighborhood "community mall."

Don’t forget to put sweetened mayonnaise on your sushi, ketchup on your pizza and Instagram every dish you order.

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